not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
All I want is dick and wine.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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