Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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