dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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