i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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