I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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