What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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