I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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