So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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