if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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