I cockslap morals
no, he came in my armpit
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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