3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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