yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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