Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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