I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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