So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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