Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
