Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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