I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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