I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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