I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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