Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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