you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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