so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm really busy with my period
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