the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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