i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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