If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm sobbing to NWA
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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