Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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