Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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