On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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