btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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