Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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