just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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