brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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