I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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