Sponge bath it is.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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