did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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