Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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