Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i think i scared a bird with my dick
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Randomize
