Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
