yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
nutella sex= disaster
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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