Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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