just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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go home
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
the raccoons are back...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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