I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
They have beer where we have blood.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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