Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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