I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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