So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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