I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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