We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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