they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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