so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Your penis caused this!
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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