Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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