If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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